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The Original KFAT Shirt is Back!
Howdy Moose Turd Pie lovers, cowboys, sweethearts of
the Rodeo, fat heads, and orphaned faithful of the legendary KFAT radio
from Gilroy, the garlic capital of the world!
The original KFAT larger-than-life shirt is back for
the first time in 20 years! We are prepared to give you the shirt off
our back…made from the original artwork, the
original color separations from the first, the original 1976 edition of
the KFAT Shirt that changed life as we know it today. No longer
do you have to bid for these holy shrouds on eBay, or piece together worn
fragments from the furthest reaches of your ancestor’s rag drawer. No
longer do you have to limit yourself to one or two wearable icons which
no longer fit your expanded girth which reflects your prosperity. No longer
do you have to worry about who gets the KFAT shirt in a divorce ruling
or in a probate estate that is to be divided to multiple heirs!
From Bakersfield to Santa Rosa, Nashville to Austin
you will be the best dressed for any bar-b-que, recital, obligatory dysfunctional
family function, school reunion, out patient follow-up, chili-cook-off,
mardi gras, spring break, parole hearing or sanctioned stockcar event.
Discover who your real friends are and who they would like you to be while
wearing this cloak of cultural history. Yes, the 100% cotton KFAT shirt
shows that you have already made successful decisions in your life and
now…you just don’t care. You are part of an ever expanding family…who
will not borrow money from you, but who are delighted that you have chosen
a life of aural luxury and musical indulgences once limited to nocturnal
coast to coast heavy freight truckers, outlaws, and pirates on horseback
of the prairies.
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